43. Good Conduct and Manners

٤٣۔ كتاب الأدب

43.92 What was narrated about joking

٤٣۔٩٢ باب مَا جَاءَ فِي الْمِزَاحِ

abudawud:4998And Hb b. Baqiyyah > Khālid > Ḥumayd > Anas

A man came to the Prophet ﷺ and said: Messenger of Allah! give me a mount. The Prophet ﷺ said: We shall give you a she-camel's child to ride on. He said: What shall I do with a she-camel's child? The Prophet ﷺ replied: Do any others than she-camels give birth to camels?  

أبو داود:٤٩٩٨حَدَّثَنَا وَهْبُ بْنُ بَقِيَّةَ أَخْبَرَنَا خَالِدٌ عَنْ حُمَيْدٍ عَنْ أَنَسٍ

أَنَّ رَجُلاً أَتَى النَّبِيَّ ﷺ فَقَالَ يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ احْمِلْنِي قَالَ النَّبِيُّ ﷺ إِنَّا حَامِلُوكَ عَلَى وَلَدِ نَاقَةٍ قَالَ وَمَا أَصْنَعُ بِوَلَدِ النَّاقَةِ فَقَالَ النَّبِيُّ ﷺ وَهَلْ تَلِدُ الإِبِلَ إِلاَّ النُّوقُ  

abudawud:4999Yaḥyá b. Maʿīn > Ḥajjāj b. Muḥammad > Yūnus b. Abū Isḥāq > Abū Isḥāq > al-ʿAyzār b. Ḥurayth > al-Nuʿmān b. Bashīr

When AbuBakr asked the permission of the Prophet ﷺ to come in, he heard Aisha speaking in a loud voice. So when he entered, he caught hold of her in order to slap her, and said: Do I see you raising your voice to the Messenger of Allah? The Prophet ﷺ began to prevent him and AbuBakr went out angry. The Prophet ﷺ said when AbuBakr went out: You see I rescued you from the man. AbuBakr waited for some days, then asked permission of the Messenger of Allah ﷺ to enter, and found that they had made peace with each other. He said to them: Bring me into your peace as you brought me into your war. The Prophet ﷺ said: We have done so: we have done so.  

أبو داود:٤٩٩٩حَدَّثَنَا يَحْيَى بْنُ مَعِينٍ حَدَّثَنَا حَجَّاجُ بْنُ مُحَمَّدٍ حَدَّثَنَا يُونُسُ بْنُ أَبِي إِسْحَاقَ عَنْ أَبِي إِسْحَاقَ عَنِ الْعَيْزَارِ بْنِ حُرَيْثٍ عَنِ النُّعْمَانِ بْنِ بَشِيرٍ قَالَ

اسْتَأْذَنَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ رَحْمَةُ اللَّهِ عَلَيْهِ عَلَى النَّبِيِّ ﷺ فَسَمِعَ صَوْتَ عَائِشَةَ عَالِيًا فَلَمَّا دَخَلَ تَنَاوَلَهَا لِيَلْطِمَهَا وَقَالَ لاَ أَرَاكِ تَرْفَعِينَ صَوْتَكِ عَلَى رَسُولِ اللَّهِ ﷺ فَجَعَلَ النَّبِيُّ ﷺ يَحْجُزُهُ وَخَرَجَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ مُغْضَبًا فَقَالَ النَّبِيُّ ﷺ حِينَ خَرَجَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ كَيْفَ رَأَيْتِنِي أَنْقَذْتُكِ مِنَ الرَّجُلِ قَالَ فَمَكَثَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ أَيَّامًا ثُمَّ اسْتَأْذَنَ عَلَى رَسُولِ اللَّهِ ﷺ فَوَجَدَهُمَا قَدِ اصْطَلَحَا فَقَالَ لَهُمَا أَدْخِلاَنِي فِي سِلْمِكُمَا كَمَا أَدْخَلْتُمَانِي فِي حَرْبِكُمَا فَقَالَ النَّبِيُّ ﷺ قَدْ فَعَلْنَا قَدْ فَعَلْنَا  

abudawud:5000Muʾammal b. al-Faḍl > al-Walīd b. Muslim > ʿAbdullāh b. al-ʿAlāʾ > Busr b. ʿUbaydullāh > Abū Idrīs al-Khawlānī > ʿAwf b. Mālik al-Ashjaʿī

I came to the Messenger of Allah (May peace be upon him) at the expedition to Tabuk when he was in a small skin tent. I gave him a salutation and he returned it, saying: come in. I asked : the whole of me Messenger of Allah? He replied : The whole of you. So I entered.  

أبو داود:٥٠٠٠حَدَّثَنَا مُؤَمَّلُ بْنُ الْفَضْلِ حَدَّثَنَا الْوَلِيدُ بْنُ مُسْلِمٍ عَنْ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ الْعَلاَءِ عَنْ بُسْرِ بْنِ عُبَيْدِ اللَّهِ عَنْ أَبِي إِدْرِيسَ الْخَوْلاَنِيِّ عَنْ عَوْفِ بْنِ مَالِكٍ الأَشْجَعِيِّ قَالَ

أَتَيْتُ رَسُولَ اللَّهِ ﷺ فِي غَزْوَةِ تَبُوكَ وَهُوَ فِي قُبَّةٍ مِنْ أَدَمٍ فَسَلَّمْتُ فَرَدَّ وَقَالَ ادْخُلْ فَقُلْتُ أَكُلِّي يَا رَسُولَ اللَّهِ قَالَ كُلُّكَ فَدَخَلْتُ  

abudawud:5001Ṣafwān b. Ṣāliḥ > al-Walīd > ʿUthmān b. Abū al-ʿĀtikah > Innamā

The only reason why he asked whether the whole of him should come in was because of the smallness of the tent  

أبو داود:٥٠٠١حَدَّثَنَا صَفْوَانُ بْنُ صَالِحٍ حَدَّثَنَا الْوَلِيدُ حَدَّثَنَا عُثْمَانُ بْنُ أَبِي الْعَاتِكَةِ قَالَ إِنَّمَا قَالَ

أَدْخُلُ كُلِّي مِنْ صِغَرِ الْقُبَّةِ  

abudawud:5002Ibrāhīm b. Mahdī > Sharīk > ʿĀṣim > Anas

The Prophet ﷺ addressed me as: O you with the two ears.  

أبو داود:٥٠٠٢حَدَّثَنَا إِبْرَاهِيمُ بْنُ مَهْدِيٍّ حَدَّثَنَا شَرِيكٌ عَنْ عَاصِمٍ عَنْ أَنَسٍ قَالَ قَالَ

لِي رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ﷺ يَا ذَا الأُذُنَيْنِ