AHMAD-ZUHD 646:
from Baʿathanī —
[Machine] "O girl, do you have any dates? Bring me some dates in a dish." She said, "I ate them all shyly." Then he said, "What did you say, O Muawiyah, when you came to the mosque?" He said, "I said, 'Indeed, the commander of the faithful is saying.'" He said, "Woe to what you said or woe to what you thought! If I sleep during the day, I will lose the flock, and if I sleep at night, I will lose myself. So how can I sleep with these two, O Muawiyah?"
الزهد لأحمد ٦٤٦:
عن بعثني —
يَا جَارِيَةُ هَلْ مِنْ تَمْرٍ فَأَتَتْنِي بِتَمْرٍ فِي طَبَقٍ قَالَ كُلْ فَأَكَلْتُ عَلَى حَيَاءٍ ثُمَّ قَالَ مَاذَا قُلْتَ يَا مُعَاوِيَةُ حِينَ أَتَيْتَ الْمَسْجِدَ؟ قَالَ قُلْتُ إِنَّ أَمِيرَ الْمُؤْمِنِينَ قَائِلٌ قَالَ بِئْسَ مَا قُلْتَ أَوْ بِئْسَ مَا ظَنَنْتَ لَئِنْ نِمْتُ النَّهَارَ لَأُضَيِّعَنَّ الرَّعِيَّةَ وَلَئِنْ نِمْتُ اللَّيْلَ لَأُضَيِّعَنَّ نَفْسِي فَكَيْفَ بِالنَّوْمِ مَعَ هَذَيْنِ يَا مُعَاوِيَةُ
hadithunlocked.com