33. Etiquette

٣٣۔ كتاب الأدب

33.24 Joking

٣٣۔٢٤ باب الْمِزَاحِ

ibnmajah:3719[Chain 1] Abū Bakr > Wakīʿ > Zamʿah b. Ṣāliḥ > al-Zuhrī > Wahb b. ʿAbd b. Zamʿah > Um Salamah [Chain 2] ʿAlī b. Muḥammad > Wakīʿ > Zamʿah b. Ṣāliḥ > al-Zuhrī > ʿAbdullāh b. Wahb b. Zamʿah > Um Salamah

"Abu Bakr went out to trade in Busra, one year before the Prophet ﷺ died, and with him were Nuʿaiman and Suwaibit the sons of Harmalah, who had been present at Badr. Nuʿaiman was in charge of the provisions, and Suwaibit was a man who joked a lot. He said to Nuʿaiman: 'Feed me'. He said: 'Not until Abu Bakr comes'. He said: 'Then I will have to annoy you'. Then they passed by some people, and Suwaibit said to them: 'Will you buy a slave from me?' They said: 'Yes'. He said 'He is a slave who talks a lot and he will tell you, "I am a free man". If you are going to let him go when he says that to you, do not bother buying him.' They said: 'We will buy him from you.' So they bought him from him in return for ten young she-camels, then they brought him and tied a turban or a rope around his neck. Nuʿaiman said: 'This man is making fun of you. I am a free man, not a slave.' They said: 'He has already told us about you; and they took him off.' Then Abu Bakr came and he (Suwaibit) told him about that. So he followed those people and returned their camels to them, and took Nuʿaiman back. When they came to the Prophet ﷺ they told him what had happened, and the Prophet ﷺ and his companions laughed about it for a year."  

ابن ماجة:٣٧١٩حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو بَكْرٍ حَدَّثَنَا وَكِيعٌ عَنْ زَمْعَةَ بْنِ صَالِحٍ عَنِ الزُّهْرِيِّ عَنْ وَهْبِ بْنِ عَبْدِ بْنِ زَمْعَةَ عَنْ أُمِّ سَلَمَةَ ح وَحَدَّثَنَا عَلِيُّ بْنُ مُحَمَّدٍ حَدَّثَنَا وَكِيعٌ حَدَّثَنَا زَمْعَةُ بْنُ صَالِحٍ عَنِ الزُّهْرِيِّ عَنْ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ وَهْبِ بْنِ زَمْعَةَ عَنْ أُمِّ سَلَمَةَ قَالَتْ

خَرَجَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ فِي تِجَارَةٍ إِلَى بُصْرَى قَبْلَ مَوْتِ النَّبِيِّ ﷺ بِعَامٍ وَمَعَهُ نُعَيْمَانُ وَسُوَيْبِطُ بْنُ حَرْمَلَةَ وَكَانَا شَهِدَا بَدْرًا وَكَانَ نُعَيْمَانُ عَلَى الزَّادِ وَكَانَ سُوَيْبِطٌ رَجُلاً مَزَّاحًا فَقَالَ لِنُعَيْمَانَ أَطْعِمْنِي قَالَ حَتَّى يَجِيءَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ قَالَ فَلأُغِيظَنَّكَ قَالَ فَمَرُّوا بِقَوْمٍ فَقَالَ لَهُمْ سُوَيْبِطٌ تَشْتَرُونَ مِنِّي عَبْدًا لِي قَالُوا نَعَمْ قَالَ إِنَّهُ عَبْدٌ لَهُ كَلاَمٌ وَهُوَ قَائِلٌ لَكُمْ إِنِّي حُرٌّ فَإِنْ كُنْتُمْ إِذَا قَالَ لَكُمْ هَذِهِ الْمَقَالَةَ تَرَكْتُمُوهُ فَلاَ تُفْسِدُوا عَلَىَّ عَبْدِي قَالُوا لاَ بَلْ نَشْتَرِيهِ مِنْكَ فَاشْتَرَوْهُ مِنْهُ بِعَشْرِ قَلاَئِصَ ثُمَّ أَتَوْهُ فَوَضَعُوا فِي عُنُقِهِ عِمَامَةً أَوْ حَبْلاً فَقَالَ نُعَيْمَانُ إِنَّ هَذَا يَسْتَهْزِئُ بِكُمْ وَإِنِّي حُرٌّ لَسْتُ بِعَبْدٍ فَقَالُوا قَدْ أَخْبَرَنَا خَبَرَكَ فَانْطَلَقُوا بِهِ فَجَاءَ أَبُو بَكْرٍ فَأَخْبَرُوهُ بِذَلِكَ قَالَ فَاتَّبَعَ الْقَوْمَ وَرَدَّ عَلَيْهِمُ الْقَلاَئِصَ وَأَخَذَ نُعَيْمَانَ قَالَ فَلَمَّا قَدِمُوا عَلَى النَّبِيِّ ﷺ وَأَخْبَرُوهُ قَالَ فَضَحِكَ النَّبِيُّ ﷺ وَأَصْحَابُهُ مِنْهُ حَوْلاً  

ibnmajah:3720ʿAlī b. Muḥammad > Wakīʿ > Shuʿbah > Abū al-Tayyāḥ > Anas b. Mālik

"I heard Anas Bin Malik say: The Messenger of Allah ﷺ used to mix with us so much that he said to a little brother of mine: "O Abu ʿUmair, what happened to the Nughair (one of the narrators Wakiʿ said that it means a bird that he used to play with)."  

ابن ماجة:٣٧٢٠حَدَّثَنَا عَلِيُّ بْنُ مُحَمَّدٍ حَدَّثَنَا وَكِيعٌ عَنْ شُعْبَةَ عَنْ أَبِي التَّيَّاحِ قَالَ

سَمِعْتُ أَنَسَ بْنَ مَالِكٍ يَقُولُ كَانَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ﷺ يُخَالِطُنَا حَتَّى يَقُولَ لأَخٍ لِي صَغِيرٍ يَا أَبَا عُمَيْرٍ مَا فَعَلَ النُّغَيْرُ قَالَ وَكِيعٌ يَعْنِي طَيْرًا كَانَ يَلْعَبُ بِهِ