[Machine] The Messenger of Allah ﷺ laughed or smiled one day, and the Messenger of Allah ﷺ said, "Do you not ask me why I laughed?" He said, "I am amazed at the argument of a servant with his Lord on the Day of Resurrection. He will say, 'O Lord, did You not promise me that You would not wrong me?' He (the Lord) will say, 'Yes.' The servant will say, 'I do not accept the testimony of any witness except myself.' He will say, 'Is it not enough that you have me as a witness and the noble recording angels?' He will repeat this statement several times, and finally, it will be sealed upon him, and his body parts will speak about what he used to do. Then he will say, 'Away with you, and woe to you! I used to argue with you.'"
ضَحِكَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ﷺ ذَاتَ يَوْمٍ أَوْ تَبَسَّمَ فَقَالَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ﷺ «أَلَا تَسْأَلُونِي مِنْ أَيِّ شَيْءٍ ضَحِكْتُ؟» فَقَالَ عَجِبْتُ مِنْ مُجَادَلَةِ الْعَبْدِ رَبَّهُ يَوْمَ الْقِيَامَةِ يَقُولُ يَا رَبِّ أَلَيْسَ وَعَدْتَنِي أَنْ لَا تَظْلِمَنِي؟ قَالَ بَلَى قَالَ فَإِنِّي لَا أَقْبَلُ عَلَيَّ شَهَادَةَ شَاهِدٍ إِلَّا مِنْ نَفْسِي فَيَقُولُ أَوْ لَيْسَ كَفَى بِي شَهِيدًا وَبِالْمَلَائِكَةِ الْكِرَامِ الْكَاتِبِينَ؟ قَالَ فَيُرَدِّدُ هَذَا الْكَلَامَ مَرَّاتٍ فَيُخْتَمُ عَلَى فِيهِ وَتَكَلَّمُ أَرْكَانُهُ بِمَا كَانَ يَعْمَلُ فَيَقُولُ بُعْدًا لَكُمْ وَسُحْقًا عَنْكُمْ كُنْتُ أُجَادِلُ