[Machine] The Messenger of Allah ﷺ said that Satan said to his Lord, "O Lord, I caused Adam to descend and I knew that he would have descendants and messengers. So what are their books and messengers?" Allah said, "Their messengers are the angels and the prophets among them, and their books are the Torah, the Psalms, the Gospel, and the Quran." Satan said, "And what is my book?" Allah said, "Your book is tattoos, and your Quran is poetry. And your messengers are fortune-tellers, and your food is that which the name of Allah is not mentioned upon it, and your drink is every intoxicant. And your truthfulness is lying, and your house is the bathroom, and your traps are women, and your muezzin is the wind instrument, and your mosque is the marketplace."
قَالَ رَسُولُ اللهِ ﷺ قَالَ إِبْلِيسُ لِرَبِّهِ يَا رَبِّ قَدْ أُهْبِطَ آدَمُ وَقَدْ عَلِمْتُ أَنَّهُ سَيَكُونُ كِتَابٌ وَرُسُلٌ فَمَا كِتَابُهُمْ وَرُسُلُهُمْ؟ قَالَ قَالَ رُسُلُهُمْ الْمَلَائِكَةُ وَالنَّبِيُّونَ مِنْهُمْ وَكُتُبُهُمْ التَّوْرَاةُ وَالزَّبُورُ وَالْإِنجيلُ وَالْفُرْقَانُ قَالَ فَمَا كِتَابِي؟ قَالَ كِتَابُكَ الْوَشْمُ وَقُرآنُكَ الشِّعْرُ وَرُسُلُكَ الْكَهَنَةُ وَطعامُكَ مَا لَا يُذْكَرُ اسْمُ اللهِ عَلَيْهِ وَشَرابُكَ كُلُّ مُسْكِرٍ وَصِدْقُكُ الْكَذِبُ وَبيتُكَ الْحَمَّامُ وَمصائدُكَ النِّسَاءُ وَمُؤَذِّنُكَ الْمِزْمارُ وَمَسْجِدُكَ الْأَسْوَاقُ