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ahmad-zuhd:1372 – ʿAbdullāh from my father > Bahz > Jaʿfar b. Sulaymān > Muḥammad b. Wāsiʿ

[Machine] "O Allah, He is the One who has a sense of humor. If You are not pleased with us, then forgive us." He said, and it made them laugh.  

الزهد لأحمد:١٣٧٢ – حَدَّثَنَا عَبْدُ اللَّهِ حَدَّثَنِي أَبِي حَدَّثَنَا بَهْزٌ حَدَّثَنَا جَعْفَرُ بْنُ سُلَيْمَانَ حَدَّثَنَا مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ وَاسِعٍ قَالَ كُنْتُ فِي حَلْقَةٍ فِيهَا الْحَسَنُ وَمُطَرِّفٌ وَفُلَانٌ وَفُلَانٌ فَتَكَلَّمَ سَعِيدُ بْنُ أَبِي الْحَسَنِ حَتَّى إِذَا قَضَى كَلَامَهُ دَعَا فَقَالَ فِي دُعَائِهِ اللَّهُمَّ ارْضَ عَنْهَا ثَلَاثًا قَالَ يَقُولُ

مُطَرِّفٌ اللَّهُمَّ إِنْ لَمْ تَرْضَ عَنَّا فَاعْفُ عَنَّا قَالَ فَأَبْكَاهُمْ مُطَرِّفٌ  

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ahmad-zuhd:1333 – ʿAbdullāh from my father > Sayyār > Jaʿfar > Muḥammad b. Wāsiʿ

[Machine] "Matarif: O Allah, if You are not pleased with us, then forgive us."  

الزهد لأحمد:١٣٣٣ – حَدَّثَنَا عَبْدُ اللَّهِ حَدَّثَنِي أَبِي حَدَّثَنَا سَيَّارٌ حَدَّثَنَا جَعْفَرٌ قَالَ سَمِعْتُ مُحَمَّدَ بْنَ وَاسِعٍ يَقُولُ كُنْتُ فِي حَلْقَةٍ فِيهَا مُطَرِّفُ بْنُ عَبْدِ اللَّهِ بْنِ الشِّخِّيرِ وَسَعِيدُ بْنُ أَبِي الْحَسَنِ وَفُلَانٌ وَفُلَانٌ فَقَالَ سَعِيدٌ اللَّهُمَّ ارْضَ عَنَّا قَالَ يَقُولُ

مُطَرِّفٌ «اللَّهُمَّ إِنْ لَمْ تَرْضَ عَنَّا فَاعْفُ عَنَّا»